Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Gospel forthcoming ...

Welcome to the official site of the Santaclausodist Church, everything Santa, all the time!

Boo Yah!

Just to clarify, this site asserts the divinity of Santa Claus for myriad reasons, but namely because the dude is crashing the monotheist party and dominating it like a Dateline NBC perve would a 12 year old Cambodian boy.

The Gospel of Santa will begin rolling out on October 13, 2008 -- be there or be damned.

Remember, this guy watches everything you do, so act right, boss.